But I don’t want anyone to call me angel, that’s creepy af

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

andieisstupid:

andies done with ur shit.

5 + reblog
omg andie, ily,

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

dukh:

the scariest thing about thinking about someone so much is that you’ll never know whether they think about you at all

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