overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

Relationship goals.

fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

HA. GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE WEB LIKE WEBSITE, BUT HE REALLY MEANS WEB LIKE SPIDER WEB. OH MAN, HOMONYMS ARE THE BEST

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

carmelions:

I’m really conflicted about the CW because they make shows like this:

And then shows like this:

But now they’re coming out with this??

Where is the connection between these??

© STR-WRS